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Biography: I left PHS and attended Northern Michigan University in Marquette to study modern partying and debauchery. It was a lot harder there than I had imagined... The upper classmen always had priority and I was a lowly freshman. After getting a summer job shoveling snow, I decided to head South.

I found myself in Tempe Arizona, attending Arizona State University. How that and the tatoo of the Mexican cutie on my butt happened are the greatest mysteries of my life. (If any of you can fill in the blanks for me, I'd appreciate it very much!) Anyway, what a contrast... from year-around snow to blazing heat, also year-around! But, it was a "dry heat"... My ultimate goal of being an architect was set aside and I finally graduated, after what seemed like a decade, with a degree in Education.

After graduation, I moved to San Diego and married Kathy, the first of my many wives. For a time, I managed a sporting goods store, but my interest in teaching motivated a change. That, and the fact that I spent most of my time playing with the inventory instead of managing the business (which lead to the business going defunct).

So, I resumed my teaching career in the middle school system. I also coached High School baseball, even though I knew nothing about the game. Well, that isn't exactly true... I knew that baseball players made a LOT more money than I did, but that was it.

In 1980, I entered the Bond business in San Diego. (I'm still not sure how that happened, either!)

In 1986, I moved to San Francisco where, in 1989, I met my second wife, Cheryl. We both worked for the same company and we hit it off fabulously at a company retreat in the Sierras. It was a "thermal" relationship... very hot... she even said; "the earth moved". Actually, it was the earthquake of 1989!

In spite of this situation, I managed to progress within the company and achieved the position of Western Regional Manager before I decided to start a company along with a couple of partners. The company was short-lived, but successful, before it was bought by yet another company.

Upon the sale of the company, I contemplated retiring. However, I didn't have any money so I thought that being a "homeless" person on the corner of Hyde and Lombard streets in San Francisco would be pretty lucrative. That didn't work out, though, since that location turned out to be the "private turf" of two old transvestite dancers who were also out-of-work. Fearing for my life, I abandoned that career opportunity and SF.

So, I moved to Sacramento and am now manager of the bond department of Financial Pacific Insurance Company. (So far, so good... so, please don't screw it up for me by revealing any of this to my boss! As it works out, she is the father of one the transvestites from S.F.!)

Disclaimer - This biography was Ghost-written by Don Parrish with minor, though somewhat factual, input from me.